Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Howard Stern Sez GrandPa's Hookers Cried

Johnny Orris
On Monday, Howard Stern weighed in about the 86-year-old who won a free ménage- à -trois at the famous Bunny Ranch but choked to death on a piece of steak Thursday, shortly before his night of carnal delight.

“The poor guy, I only wish he would have gotten laid,” Stern said Monday on his SiriusXM radio show, according to The NY Daily News.

Johnny Orris had won the steamy prize in October while on Stern’s show in a contest tied to the Johnny Knoxville movie “Bad Grandpa.”

“The hookers were upset, they were crying. They were actually looking forward to hanging out with Johnny,” Stern said.

Orris had been counting down the days until his night with call girls Caressa Kisses and Rain Riches, and visited them earlier on Thursday at the famed Nevada brothel.

Orris had lived alone at his home in Sullivan, Ill., after his wife died 11 years ago, according to his grandson.

He spent Thursday afternoon at the Bunny Ranch bar flirting with about 40 women after flying in from Illinois with his grandson.

Caressa Kisses
The pair, accompanied by a pal, then headed to dinner at Harveys Lake Tahoe resort with a promise to return by 9 p.m. for grandpa to join in the threesome.

But two bites into his prime rib, Orris began choking. He died despite the best efforts of paramedics who rushed to his aid.

One of the girls who was excited about ‘servicing’ Mr. Orris called in toward the end of the show. Caressa Kisses still could not believe the news, and was still broken up about it. She talked about Johnny’s grandson came by the Bunny Ranch to cuddle and mourn with the girls, because life is for the living.

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